your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
