No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
