Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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