I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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