I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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