im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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