Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Randomize
