its not stalking. its research.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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