I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
operation harelip BJ is a go
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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