Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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