Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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