I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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