let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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