The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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