sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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