how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
His nipple licking is glorious
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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