1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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