Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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