Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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