we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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