Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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