She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
no. you can't hotbox the world.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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