is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
vagina is talking i cant
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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