i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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