My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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