My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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