On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
