Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
