They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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