My first STD was from a foam party
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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