I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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