absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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