What a fucking waste of an outfit
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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