What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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