are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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