ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
