I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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