Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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