We should be called the Road Head Warriors
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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