the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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