fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
