That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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