Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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