Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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