We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
