The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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