come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she peed on how many people?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
