stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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