I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
