I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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